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Index funds won the argument. Admit stock-picking is entertainment now.

SPIVA keeps score, and the score isn't close: most professional stock-pickers lose to the index. The honest case for picking stocks was never about returns.

Opinion: this column argues a point of view. It is commentary from the BidAsk opinion desk — not a news report, and not financial advice.

Index funds won the argument. Admit stock-picking is entertainment now.
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Twice a year, S&P Global publishes the SPIVA scorecard — the closest thing finance has to a referee. It compares actively managed funds against their benchmarks. And every year, the result is the same: over long horizons, the overwhelming majority of professional stock-pickers, with their Bloomberg terminals and Ivy League analysts, fail to beat a dumb index fund charging 0.03%.

Let that sink in. The pros lose. Consistently. For decades.

So why do smart people keep picking stocks? Because the honest answer was never about returns. It's entertainment — and it's time we labeled it that way.

The math was settled years ago

This isn't a hot take; it's the most replicated finding in personal finance. After fees, active management is a loser's game for the vast majority of participants. The few managers who outperform in one period rarely repeat it in the next. Persistence of outperformance is roughly what you'd expect from coin flips.

Meanwhile the index investor's edge compounds quietly: lower fees, fewer taxes from turnover, no 2 a.m. anxiety about earnings calls. Boring wins because boring doesn't charge you for the privilege of losing.

"But I enjoy it" is a fine reason — just say so

Here's where I'll defend the stock-pickers: fun is a legitimate reason to do something. People spend money on golf, fantasy football, and expensive coffee without demanding a return on investment. If researching companies and placing trades is your hobby, enjoy it — with hobby money.

The problem is the framing. Stock-picking is sold as sophistication and practiced as gambling, all while the marketing insists it's a skill. Your broker's "top picks" list is content marketing. The finfluencer's "10x stock" is engagement farming. The pretense that this is how wealth is built — rather than how brokerages get paid — costs ordinary investors billions in fees and underperformance.

What the winners actually do

Look at how actual wealthy people invest the bulk of their money: diversified, low-cost, long-horizon portfolios. The excitement happens at the margins — a small allocation for angel investing, a concentrated bet they understand deeply. The core is boring on purpose. Boring is the engine; fun is the spoiler.

A modest proposal

Split your money in two buckets and be honest about both. Bucket one — 90% or more — goes into broad index funds and gets ignored for decades. Bucket two is your "stock-picking entertainment budget." Track it ruthlessly against the index. Most people who do this for three honest years quietly move bucket two into bucket one.

There's no shame in the game. The shame is in calling the casino an investment strategy. Index funds won the argument; the only people still debating it are the ones selling you the alternative.

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